A pretty innovative idea - and the search results are exactly the same as Google’s. About time someone capitalized on the number one search engine for a socially responsible cause.
Bad habits at work don’t just affect you; they create costs for your coworkers, customers and family. Banish bad habits to improve your earning potential and become more efficient in your work.
Courtesy of PerezHilton.com :)
Nuff said. Props to Avi for this one (I LOVE working for A is B!)
Ahhh I am going crazy with (you guessed it) anticipation. I have a four day weekend coming up and am headed for vacay, cannot WAIT. In the meantime, I’m working my ass off (obvi, by the posting @ work) to compensate hours, while simultaneously counting down the fucking minutes and visualizing my packing and errands to do list.
I’m excited, nervous, a little apprehensive…but mostly just looking forward to seeing how everything will turn out. Gotta be better than the funeral directing, money wire transfers, and other excitement going on here :)
On a different note - I have officially become a Canadian politics GEEK and am obsessively reading all major news outlets for analysis of Harper’s recent Cabinet shuffle. Tres interessant.
On Rudy Giuliani’s potential first lady, Judith. Especially note the assumption on page two that only men can be president and therefore choice of spouse (read: wife) is of utmost importance. Even the title is shudder-inducing.
grrr. when it rains it fucking pours.
I know I should get proactive on this but honestly I have zero motivation. Besides, I doubt that it will really make a difference. Plus, there’s a chance that I could have even more sex than previously thought possible. score!
Only had to quote this because it ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME IN REAL LIFE. for serious. nearly verbatim.
“Now will someone please see what happened to the friggin chai latte that I ordered a half hour ago? And make sure it is at exactly 165 degrees? And yes, I mean Fahrenheit, not Celsius. Jesus! Do you realize how hot 165 degrees Celsius would be? It’s like a million degrees Fahrenheit or something. You could burn a hole through my desk with it. And no, not Kelvin, either, you assholes. And hurry up because I’ve got yoga at noon and then Pilates at one and at two we’ve got some dickwads from IBM coming to visit. Good grief.”
Check out the rest of this post and the fake Steve Jobs’ blog here.
